No Joke..... ;-)

WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

• Guitars don't get pregnant.
• You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
• Guitars don't have parents.
• Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
• You can share your Guitar with your friends.
• Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
• Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
• Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
• Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
• You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
• If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
• Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
• Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
• You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
• If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
• You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
• You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
• Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
• Guitars don't get headaches.
• Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
• Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
• Guitars don't care if you're late.
• You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
• If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
• You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
• The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
• When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

• If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own.